Whopper friend

A friend that you've only added to facebook so that you can use the Whopper Sacrifice app to later remove them for a free Whopper

I added Joe as a Whopper friend on facebook

by GreatWebGuy January 14, 2009

welfareweather friend

A friend who hangs around only as long as you can provide what he or she cannot (or would rather not) provide for him or herself. This is the friend who is always lamenting their lack of money and makes you feel a certain level of pressure when the time comes to pay for lunch or other entertainment you've shared. This feeling can go as far as a feeling of guilt for being well-off (or not so necessitated) yourself and you may end up offering this person money to help them out. However, the welfareweather friend never pays back and their situation never seems to improve.

friend: "Should we invite Carmen to lunch with us?"
you: "I'd rather not have to pay for her today."
friend: "Yeah, that's true. And we'd have to pay for her kids' lunch too, for sure"
you: "Whenever I tell her I can't invite, she says no to everything. She's a welfareweather friend."

by madcopy August 20, 2013

friend-masking

when someone on a dating app uses pictures only with their hotter friends to hide their identity as the uglier friend in the group. they have no individual pictures on their profile.

"Bro this guy only has photos of him with his more attractive friends on his profile. I can just tell he's the short king with a bad haircut."
"It's because he's friend-masking!"

by maddyyyyyyyyyh May 22, 2023

Bad friend

People who laugh at their friends diagnosis

They keep laughing at their friends diagnosis.their a bad friend

by RedDreams December 13, 2019

Friend of Epstein

A euphemism for someone who a suspected pederast or pedophile.

Fred was always dating teenage girls, so I wondered if he is a friend of Epstein.

by svenjamie December 28, 2019

Friend Week

Friend week is an event made by Lil_lime88 on Instagram in which every start of a month, new characters will be introduced for a week in each day. In total, there are 12 friend weeks; 84 friends, plus an extra 4. The first ever friend of friend week was Mylli, the official mascot of friend week stated by the creator himself. There are currently 88 friends and it is planned to stay that way.

The 8th Friend Week is this March!

by Stop_Watch07 February 2, 2022

Forever Friend

A girl named emely that says a guy named William is her forever friend while In a relationship and the partner gets mad cause this “forever friend” flirts and doesn't care that she’s in a relationship.

Emely: “He’s my forever friend stop blocking him”
Boyfriend(or not): “Fuck that nigga he lives 6 states from you”
Emely: “I don’t care he’s my forever friend”

by 4dorsmorewhores December 31, 2021