Unknown Tom

A Middle Aged Man; An Unidentifiable Furry Object

Catchphrase: "I am the bean man, my toes are made of beans"

Father: Oh my, you wippersnapping UNKNOWN TOM

Son: Thank you my griddy good father

by Unknown Tom May 23, 2023

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Mumkey Tom

A simple gorilla tag player, who complains every two seconds about delay

Mumkey Tom: OH FOR GOD SAKE I HATE LAG

Everyone else: Bro we just tagged you chill

by Creamy beans May 1, 2022

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Tom Felton

may have been very hot in Harry Potter

males by the name of Blake and Nolan can imitate his look

Tom Felton is another name in the industry used to teach us that temptations lose their power

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

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Tom stubbs

Absolutely utter cunt

Mate:who’s that new guy Tom stubbs
Friend: He’s a bitch stay away

by Kenzgang69420 December 5, 2018

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Tom

A tom is someone with a big penis with a loving heart that is shy around girls he also is funny loves mom's and has a thing for girls named kendall.

Why do you love mom's so much your such a tom

by Johnny cash lover 65 March 6, 2020

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Tom is a very gay little kid who thinks his black and always says the word ni**a and gets bashed for it. He has a small penis around 1 inch and no one likes him. He try's to pick on weird kids and ends up getting bashed cause he's a little bitch. Well we all know that a toms a little bitch.

Wow he's smashing he's dog he's such a tom.

by Tomisgay101 November 9, 2017

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