The Lord nobody Poof/boof (both) SATANic

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The Lord Hell Yeah!The Lord nobody Poof/boof (both) SATANic

by Im_a_real_boy! February 17, 2025

Camp Lejeune Poon

A vagina that can cause health problems. Like one ridden with hpv that can lead to you developing a brain tumor like that guy in the 60s who was stationed at Camp Lejeune and decided to blast mfs from a clock tower.

Dude I'm sick.

Maybe it's from that Camp Lejeune Poon.

by september11th2000-fun February 19, 2025

Winnie the poodhle

the most utterly groundshakingly flabbergasting gooner on discord, likes minors

Joe: oh man is that Winnie the poodhle
Mama: RUN HES GONNA MOLEST YOU

by fault_ March 28, 2025

Cleaning the gene pool

When a lady of leasure, a hooker, goes to a dentist to get her teeth cleaned she has many semen specimens in her mouth so she goes to the dentist monthly to clean the gene pool

That lady went to the dentist again for cleaning the gene pool out her teeth

by Qlesbo April 6, 2025

Surprise Release Poop

When your poop stimulates your prostate I’m just the right way that it cause a person to ejaculate.

Matt: Are you cheating on me?
Michael: No, I think you just had a surprise release poop.

by WiccanGay May 5, 2025

Salt water pool

Slang term for the NSFW side of the internet.

I hate degenerate salt water pool swimmers

by JYKowalski May 7, 2025

Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.

Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."

by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025