The New Jersey Monster 

Fear the NJ Monster for it is fucking huge.

It's like New Jersey only... it's A MONSTER!!!!!!

It's 300 MILES TALL and it kills SPACESHIPS

It's also as WIDE AS NICO RAAAAWWWWGGGG!!!!!!!

It's legs are made of "SUPER IRON" RRRAWWWGGGG!!!! which is like IRON exept it's LIKE FLESH only it's made of A MILLION BILLION BLACK HOLES.

It's body is made of WHITE HOLES which neutralizes the black hole's gravity vacumes,

it's CLAWS are made of SUPER NOVAS and when they hit stuff it causes another SUPER NOVA

It's face is made of trees EVIIIILLL TREES and its TEETH are made of HELL the real HELL that DANTE wrote about, exept they're TEETH EVVVILLL HELL TEETH RRRAAWWWGGG.

and he's gonna get YOU

RRRRAWWWWGGG!!!!

Guy:OMFG It's the New Jersey Monster
Other Guy: Duh, it's 300 miles tall.

The New Jersey Monster by Alexander D'Arata-Newby March 13, 2004

The Fizzy Jizzy Drink 

While receiving a blowjob, cum in the girl's mouth while pouring the soft drink "Squirt" on her head and mouth.

"Awwww yeah we stopped by the store for a can of Squirt and headed back to the house 'cause she wanted The Fizzy Jizzy Drink

The Fizzy Jizzy Drink by Seeyouinvegas December 29, 2009

The Ken Jennings Show

1. A game show otherwise known as Jeopardy, particularly since they no longer limit how many times the same contestant can appear on the show.

2. A steady source of income for the Mormon Church since Ken Jennings tithes 10% of his gross.

My wife is watching The Ken Jennings Show. I think she's waiting to see if the church and the state can tax Ken into poverty. Otherwise, there isn't much suspense.

The Ken Jennings Show by Downstrike November 8, 2004

The Moose Jaw 

The fine art of two gentlemen penetrating one lucky lady's ears (picture: antlers). While simutaneously ejaculating, they punch her in the jaw as she emits a moose call.

Captain delton said to his friends, "the first mate and I gave her the moose jaw last night."

The Moose Jaw by delton1010 October 6, 2010

The Lebron James 

The Lebron James is when someone sneaks around with a handful of flower, finds a victim, throws the flower in or around the face of the victim, and simply just shouts LEBRON JAMES.

Jimmie: Yo blake, what did u do last night?

Blake: Oh not much, just gave Brett The Lebron James.

Jimmie: Oh shit. Thats Epic.

Blake: It defineltly got Heated after that.

The Lebron James by bubblesoxdz November 9, 2010

up the butt johnson 

the act in which one person inserts an object into the poop chute of another. similar to fisting. one usually screams "up the butt johnson!!!" when performing an up the butt johnson. best used when the receiver doesn't see it coming. stealth greaty enhances the experience of an up the butt johnson.

PERSON A: (while giving PERSON B an up the butt johnson) "UP THE BUTT JOHNSON!!!!!"

PERSON B: ah what the hell man! that hurts my crack!

PERSON A: lol! i just thrusted my phone in your ass!

up the butt johnson by upthebuttjohnson July 19, 2012

The Robb Jobb

While having anal intercourse with your partner, right before you climax pull out and shove your penis down their throat.

I gave that bitch The Robb Jobb when she least expected it.

The Robb Jobb by Robb with two B's November 1, 2006