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un-teas-able

When someone is unable to be teased.
Aria is un-teas-able. Don’t even try.
by Quilavah August 19, 2023
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Welsh Tea

Do you want a cup of welsh tea? Baaa
by Andy August 24, 2023
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Qeynos Afternoon Tea

The process of letting your scrotum go unwashed for several weeks while proceeding to squat over a warm glass bowl full of water before filtering out the smega and hair into a refined tea colored beverage
I don’t have time for a shower, so for kink night I’ll bring some Qeynos Afternoon Tea
by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 5, 2023
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Noncey tea

A cup of tea with far too much milk in it, to the point you begin questioning if there's ever been a tea bag in it.
"mate, you're brewing so let's have a proper yorky, none of that noncey tea this time"
by That guy what names stuff September 16, 2023
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Chindian tea

When you go to Starbucks and they have "Indian Chai Tea", which is silly because 'chai' already means tea.

It's basically like calling it "Indian Tea Tea".
So as a further bastardization, the whole situation is made worse by referring it simply as "Chindian Tea."
Monica: "Hey, wanna meet up at the Laurel Village Starbucks and talk about our relationships with men and our relationship to food?"
Somya: "Absolutely! Let's get some chindian tea!"
by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023
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Chinese tea

How ‘bout you pull that out and we share a cup of Chinese tea?
by Theoren1 September 29, 2023
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Lost dreams and tea

The one-day's, the maybe's, the I-hope's, the imaginary-future-game's, the can't-wait's, and the we-should's.

The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.

It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.

P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
I live out my days on lost dreams and tea, but if I am not mad, then who else will I be?
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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