Internet Jesus 

Someone with unholy knowledge of the internet, the only possible way they could know that is if they are in fact Internet Jesus.

Did Internet Jesus create the internet? They sure did, the prophecy states that one day Internet Jesus will return when the internet is most in need and on that day there will be memes made.

Person 1: How did you know that about the internet?
Person 2: I am Internet Jesus!

Internet Jesus by Internet Jesus July 14, 2014

jew for jesus 

Cult group who believe jesus is the messiah. This group is made up of fanatic right wing christians who use subterfuge tactics to trick jews into converting to christianity.

That jew for jesus group is a real evil cult.

jew for jesus by jim d April 12, 2007

fuck jesus in the face 

Expression of extreme exasperation.

Fuck Jesus in the face! If Bruce cock blocks me one more time, I'm going to punch him out

fuck jesus in the face by Merkin March 24, 2005

Zombie Jesus day 

Also known as easter Zombie Jesus day is when Jesus rose from the dead.

Happy Zombie Jesus day bob!

Zombie Jesus day by [e-mail] April 8, 2010

Black Jesus 

a black person that is so awesome that he is considered Black Jesus

Darnell is so awesome that he is known as Black Jesus.

Black Jesus by John Tabs April 17, 2010

Hell and Jesus 

very skilled, able, talented or proficient

Eric Clapton was Hell and Jesus with a Gibson Les Paul in his hand. John Force is Hell and Jesus in a funny car. Hank Arron was Hell and Jesus at the plate with a Louisville Slugger. Rambo is Hell and Jesus with a machine gun.

Hell and Jesus by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008

jumpin jesus 

1. nickname for the Son of God in his triple jumping years, also see jebus

2. (usually preceded by "great") an exclamation

Great jumpin Jesus, you scared the crap out of me!

jumpin jesus by grasshoppers January 20, 2003