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whore wars

something to do with your best friends when, "mad" at them or just bored, or other reasons. it starts when one friend calls the other something like 'bitch' or 'skank'. the name calling continues until the 'loser' cant think of anything to call the other person
::alex and morgan are having a whore war:: (they like having whore wars)
alex: bitch
morgan: skank
alex: whore
morgan: fucker
alex: cunt-face
morgan: slut
alex: dick-head
morgan: AHH IDK
alex: I WIN!
by sayruh July 4, 2006
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Hose War

when kids from two neighboring houses get their hoses and drench each other until one of them goes inside. The one inside is the loser of the war.
hot summer's day.
Mathieu: KROCKATOWA!
Mathieu grabs his hose and sprays his neighbors. The hose war has begun.
by lookz4Mathieu May 18, 2011
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Tallahassee Tug of War

When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.
Wow man, I can't believe she let me hit her with the good old Tallahassee Tug of War.
by Stop Pooping January 21, 2024
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Endless War

by Tf2 main March 2, 2020
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2023 Israel–Hamas war

The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.
"I support (insert faction here) in the 2023 Israel–Hamas war"
by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024
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War In Tea

When you’re served a Sweet Iced Tea in the North.
Waitress “Can I get yous something to drink?”
Me “I’ll have a Sweet Iced Tea”
Waitress “You mean a War In Tea?”
by Michael word rocker January 17, 2019
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