You're Dad is gay, and you never knew

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.

Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"

by Buttergoblin2003 May 7, 2025

Acid Dad

A title earned by a male who both provides and takes acid (lsd) with an individual who has never tried it before.

Acid son: “I tried acid for my first time with Josh.”
Acid Virgin: “Dope!!! I heard he’s a sick acid dad.”

by Lsdaddy October 3, 2019

dad omelette

When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.

Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch

Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!

Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch

by bakedjake August 30, 2021

Mady's dad

He likes to be pedo towards kids on Snapchat.

Mady's dad is pedophile man

by Potatoknishes888 May 21, 2020

Dad

Youngest is always the favourite and never isn't drinking coffee

Any kid: where's all the food and coffee gone
Mum: your dad's probably the culprit

by PurpleRefrigerator December 22, 2022

Dad

Dad:Honey i’ll be back i need to get some milk

Me:Can i come too

Dad:No

15years later

Me:That milk must be spoiled

My dad went to go get milk a couple days ago

by Borki-YT April 16, 2020

Dad

Something that will never come back with the milk.

Clint: Your Such A Dad!
Zack: *vanishes*

by bakenhaswordsinhispockets April 4, 2023