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Ansley Branton

Bestest friend in the whole world, so pretty and the funnest person to be with. I’m never bored with her and I wanna be bffs for life.
“Hey ykow ansley branton-“
“What about her bitch you better not say shit ab her or I’ll rock your shit.”
by noahbunny13 March 4, 2022
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Dario Brando

A common name given to corpse looters. They steal valuables such as rings and masks from dead people.
That thief on the news is such a Dario Brando.
by YummyBlue0123 March 29, 2022
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jay brannon

the best people in the world and is loving kind and sweet to all people
by himynameisJJ January 6, 2023
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Marlon Brando

The man who possesses the only pair of eyes that makes california visible to you
Guy 1: It says on the map that we're in california right now, where is everything?
Guy 2: Don't tell me you forgot to bring Marlon Brando's eyes?
Guy 1: Oh shit
by MaGGoT555666 March 28, 2023
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Dirty Brandan

When you have a male yeast infection and you have sex to relieve the itching. You then give oral on the female eating the mix of cum, peeled skin and yeast discharge
My Junk was itching like crazy so I gave Jessica a Dirty Brandan and it felt amazing.
by Mike Honcho 52 June 4, 2023
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Rabbi Bradonovich

A Halloween costume consisting of a black bra hanging over your head while wearing black pajamas
Hey Epstein, did you see Benjamin at the Halloween party? You think he could have spent a few dollars and gotten a semi decent costume instead of that Rabbi Bradonovich get up which fooled no one!
by Oscart Mattball September 9, 2023
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THE BRENDON

The most retarded piece of shit ever to exist.
It doesnt know how to backspace on a computer.
It got a boner when it held a blonde girls hand.
It stands up, gets its right leg and rubs it against its left ankle to pull down its trousers.
Eats 150 yoghurts within a 6 hour period.
It likes to ask the most stupid irrelevant questions that has an extremely obvious answer.
It stinks of BO and uses aftershave to mask the smell (it doesn't).
Likes to walk like it is a wobbly inflatable that has a dislocated hip.
Leaves its car window down when its raining.
It wears the same jersey EVERY DAY.
Stop your acting like the brendon. If you don't stop acting like the brendon your going to die alone.
by THE BRENDON November 21, 2023
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