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blown up like a tick 

used to describe someone that's really fat.

when a tick is attached to an animal, it gets bigger and bigger as it sucks more and more blood.
so and so used to be really hot, but now they're blown up like a tick.
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blowjandy 

The combination of a blow job and a hand job.
Ryan: So did you hook up with that chick last night?
Cameron: Yeah brah, she totally gave me a blowjandy on the roof.
blowjandy by noremac October 19, 2012

blowjob fever 

Thinking you like a girl when you actually just want a blowjob
"Man, do you like that slut?"

"Nah man, I just had blowjob fever."
blowjob fever by feverholder June 3, 2014
When you get free plastic surgery by giving the surgeon a blowjob.
I gave my surgeon mad blowtox yesterday.
Blowtox by MegaMemeMan June 4, 2018

Blowing Away Day 

One year anniversary of the day you quit smoking cigarettes
"Good on ya, mate! Happy Blowing Away Day!"
Used for the name Rohan, it combines with BlowJob but replaced with the han from Rohan. However, it is also used in contemporary use in Australia as a newly created slang.
"Rohan slob me with your Blowhans"
Blowhan by alburylol October 17, 2022