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Subconscious Boner Syndrome

When you have a boner at a time when you dont want one, but for some reason you just can't get rid of it as a result of subconscious sexual thoughts. When you try to distract yourself from sexual thoughts in order to lose the boner, sexual hallucinations only worsen. As a result, the boner only stays longer and you have no power over it.
John: "Man, I was in class today and I got this huge boner and all of a sudden, I could only think about sex! I hope no one saw it."

Fred: "Dude, that sounds like you had a bad case of Subconscious Boner Syndrome!"
by joshpicillo January 11, 2015
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post coma boner

The result of an incredibly deep sleep and waking up with an inexplicably engorged schlong.
It was so hard to take a pee this morning cause I had a post coma boner.
by Rutta11 June 22, 2016
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Repping your boner

When you are watching group porn and happen to pop a boner, own up to it. Rep your boner.
"I was so proud of you for repping your boner last night, that was actually kinda sexy""
"Eww Jason ToTaLy didn't rep his boner last night"
by Heather Locklier May 15, 2008
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Extreme boner syndrome

A rare disease where the victim becomes a walking talking life size erection.
What's up with Fionn recently he's acting a right knob?
Haven't you heard? He's the first person in the world to get extreme boner syndrome, he's basically a giant walking cock.
by Honeynuts December 4, 2019
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Boner in Gym Class

Saying men use to compare something extremely embarrassing, to. Derived from experience some male teenagers go threw in which they get an erection in a gym class that ends up being extremely noticeable because of the loose basketball shorts everyone must wear in gym class.
Steve, "Dude did you just fart in front of Lisa?"
Brad, "Yeah, it was more embarrassing then a boner in gym class!"
by atrain595 June 1, 2011
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Boner Biting Batch

A prostitute that bites your cock off for fifty bucks!!
Steve: What the fuck is wrong with your dick!

Greg: It got bit off by a boner biting batch
by Sammy Saggysack October 18, 2008
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douche boner machine

someone who is a tool or a jock or just a plain old fag.
1.what a douche boner machine.
2. dont be a douche boner machine
3. he is a douche boner machine
by longboards September 19, 2009
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