buff the spam javelin

to masturbate

The girlfriend is out of town, so I had to buff the spam javelin.

buff the spam javelin by viaho May 23, 2010

removed the headphone jack

doing something unexpected, often met by backlash

The EU removed the headphone jack when they voted to ban memes.

removed the headphone jack by psuedonymnmn August 1, 2018

Dwayne the rock Johnsons 

Another word for big testicals

John I have massive cojones

Paul I have Dwayne The Rock Johnsons

Dwayne the rock Johnsons by nuketown20093062 February 22, 2022

Tyroneteeviousleeviousnesstreeviousleeenioustrantiviounquandle Dingle Jamal the 3rd jr 

Literally a nigga named flame on discord thats goofy ahh thinks hes the shit in deepwoken

also know as Gojo

look at this discord user named 𝔾𝕆𝕁𝕆(可疑的) i bet his irl name is Tyroneteeviousleeviousnesstreeviousleeenioustrantiviounquandle Dingle Jamal the 3rd jr

Tyroneteeviousleeviousnesstreeviousleeenioustrantiviounquandle Dingle Jamal the 3rd jr by a nigga monke May 23, 2022

Putting dimes in the dollar jar 

Making a small or worthless contribution (see also putting pennies in the pound jar for British)

She might as well be putting dimes in the dollar jar with the amount of help she's contributing.

Putting dimes in the dollar jar by Ellgrace June 23, 2020

Damitrius Damarcus Bartholamule james the 3rd jr. 

Im black, and your son pruit owes me some money.

OH DADDY uuuhhhhhh Damitrius Damarcus Bartholamule james the 3rd jr.

Damitrius Damarcus Bartholamule james the 3rd jr. by stickstankstunck February 24, 2021

The great jahoogie 

The act of fisting yourself with a rubber fist.

Today was a rainy day, there for kyle locked the door and did the great jahoogie while listen to smooth jazz.

The great jahoogie by justinbasketball November 6, 2010