Jazz Hands bro

The act of sarcastically doing jazz hands to show your lack of excitement about something. Usually used when someone is trying to show off about something that really isn't that sweet.

Guy 1: I made out with a Brazilian girl on the dance floor last night
Guy 2: waving jazz hands That's sick bro

Guy 1: I just got a brand new pair of New Balances!
Guy 2: Jazz hands bro

by MattyMids July 24, 2012

RUFF TUGGS BRO!

Tough shit, bro.
That sucks, bro.
That's the way it works, bro.
Sucks to be you, bro.

Neda: "Ah shit! I slept through my midterm."
Danny & Quinn: "RUFF TUGGS BRO!"

Danny: "My roommate just threw up everywhere!"
Neda & Quinn: "RUFF TUGGS BRO!"

Quinn: "I'm all out of Naty ice, and my game cube just broke!"
Danny & Neda: "RUFF TUGGS BRO!"

by RTBRO November 2, 2011

do ur bros

when doing ur mom isnt enough

steve: i do ur mom last night
bill: i do ur bros last night

by soulkiller6797 March 11, 2019

nahh bro 26

Henrik's age

eli:henrik how old are you?
Henrik:14
Eli:13?
Henrik: no 14
Eli: one three???
Henrik: nahh bro 26

by slayqueenyasboss October 18, 2022

hoes before bros

1. When a guy does the opposite of the "bros before hoes" rule.
2. A guy who leaves his buddies to chill with his girl.

"Alex is pussy-whipped, man. Sarah's always got him hoes before bros."

by msizzle88 October 8, 2007

Cool story, bro

Phrase used sarcastically to express a lack of interest in what the other person is saying. Often written on the Internet as, "cool story bro".

Person 1: "I think people who listen to metal are mindless idiots."

Person 2: "Cool story, bro."

by thefoureyedfox February 28, 2009

Super Smash Bros

That thing my friends always beat me in

Microsoft fan: “You should play Halo”
Me: (yelling) “Eat super smash bros, bitch” (proceeds to throw 3ds in Microsoft fans face)

by BluePikmin July 7, 2018