Sex Mirror

A large mirror faced towards the bed to allow you to watch yourself have sex.

"Oh bro how many shows have you watched on your sex mirror" "Who's counting?... 37."

Sex Mirror by Bholiday April 17, 2012

sex mustache 

If sex hair means what a girl's hair looks like after sex then sex mustache is what a mustache looks like after sex.

To a guy with a messy mustache: "Dude you have wicked sex mustache going on right now."

A mustache, post mustache ride.

sex mustache by Emma Mara November 20, 2013

Sex Deafblindness 

The sexually-generated state in which a couple turns on the television or music so loud they are unable to hear one another during any variety of sexual activities. Upon reaching climax, the man ejaculates in his partner's eyes so s/he is then unable to see, hear, or be heard over the noise, rendering them in a state of sex-induced deafblindness.

"Last night my girlfriend and I had sex with the television up too loud. I came in her eyes and she stumbled about like Helen Keller, but I couldn't hear what she was trying to say. Good thing sex deafblindness is temporary. It seemed pretty rough for her."

Sex Deafblindness by StringAttic October 19, 2014

sex shrek 

A disparaging nickname given to a partner who endlessly cajoles and nags you to take that little blue pill when they want “it” which feels like always.

Yes I would most certainly classify her as a A-1 sex shrek, I have even caught her sneaking my Vitamin V into my dinner!

sex shrek by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

sex-lationship 

a relationship that revolves completely around sex, so much so that the people are not even considered to be "in a relationship" but simply just hooking up. it is different from a one night stand in that it lasts longer than one night and at least one person feels an emotional bond that most likely isn't even there.

Girl #1: Joe and Kate really need to stop their sex-lationship and either start dating or stop fucking.
Girl #2: Seriously.

sex-lationship by notgiven123456789 June 25, 2008

Sex Liar 

Someone who lies about their activities with a member of the opposite sex to try and look cool, gain friends approval, make conversation, basically exaggerates the situation.

guy 1 = "did you take that bird home last night"?
guy 2 = "yea sure did, ploughed her everywhere, did her up the arse, AND i even fucked her by the window"
guy 1 = "wow, nice one lid"
guy 3 = "no you didn't, i know her, she said you tried to kiss her, she fell asleep, you threw up everywhere then walked home, you're a total Sex Liar"

Sex Liar by Leroy69 July 27, 2010

Sex Engineering 

Verb-The making a sex style.

A person who created a style/move is a sex engineer

(ex: of Sex Engineering)

boyfriend:"look at those dogs fucking!"
girlfriend:"that's hot!"
boyfriend:"let's do that and call it doggie style!"

Sex Engineering by SuperAwsomeAsianD00d December 2, 2010