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Rubber-banding

Thomas - “I have an inclosed porch
Samya - “Stop rubber-banding bro”
by justsomestudent February 3, 2021
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Rubber biting

The concept that everything, and nothing, is gay so long as you bite a dick with a condom on
Cam: I had sex with a man with socks on, was that gay?
Daniel: did he bite your penis with a condom on?
Cam: yes he did.
Daniel: then no it was not gay.
Tyson: yes it was gay because he bit your penis with a condom on.
Cam: ahh this all makes sense now

That is rubber biting
by Big slong Dan December 24, 2020
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robert.x.pattinson

@robert.x.pattinson is very bald headed person on TikTok who is clearly obsessed with Robert Pattinson.
“Have you seen any of @robert.x.pattinson’s videos?”
“Yeah. They are so baldheaded just like her.”
I know right.”
by baldyphobic December 26, 2020
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Robertoe's Law

"....people will always claim that white people are the source of opinions and ideas that they don't like..."
Named after the person who may or may not have coined the concept, when somebody dubiously claims that white people are behind an agenda, idea, or fandom in an attempt to discredit it.
Robertoe's Law in action:
"BLM protests are just white people virtue signaling."
"Interesting how everybody who loves Celine Dion's album is white."
"White people love to tell me I should try pickles on my sandwhich."
by ScoobysNephew December 29, 2020
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Robertsexual

A man or woman who is attracted to Robert Sheehan because of his eyes accent and hair 😻
Hey what’s your sexuality?
I’m Robertsexual
by Bumbrella January 2, 2021
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Robert

Robert is a nice,funny, and gentle. He will always be there for you in tough times, and will build you up like no other. He is the perfect material for a best friend and will do anything to keep you happy. Never lose a Robert because you will be sad. He will love you like no other and will treat you with love. He cares more about other people than himself so be sure to look out for him. Usually tall Roberts are more rude, And shorter Roberts are nicer.
Robert such a hunk!
by Bsbdjsvdnd January 5, 2021
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Robert

Robert-

He is just so amazing and talented and I couldn’t ask for anything better. His smile is adorable and he has pretty blue eyes and brown hair <3 :) when he looks at you you feel like you might pass out because all you think about is him and he’s everything to you, and you never want to lose him, because without him you would be nothing. His personality is a bit of a mix of shy and really outgoing. He thinks about everyone before himself and is a very caring boy. :) he may or may not have freckles and glassessss :)))))) he’s super beautiful and I would never ever ever ask for anyone else, because to me he’s perfect and nobody could be better than Robert because he makes my life complete. He loves basketball and baseball and he’s super super great at both, especially baseball. Best on his team tho ;) Robert’s are really nice to you ( I know from experience ;) ) and when you’re around him, your a better person. He’s super funny and makes your life better <3 he’s all you want and if you ever see a Robert, get to know him a bit. He may just light up your life like he did to mine. 👉🏻👈🏻💞💞💗
Girl #1
O my god! Look how good looking that boy is, and he’s amazing at baseball!

Girl #2

Yep.. that’s a Robert for sure. Cutest boy on earth, no cap.

Robert-

Hey what’s up?

Girl #1 & #2
AAH EEEEK 😭🥰🥺💗💞
by R 🙌🏻 February 4, 2021
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