pussy monger

1. One who hordes pussy.
2. One who displays pussyish traits.

1. That dude is a pussy monger; look at him horde that pussy!
2. Look at that pussy monger run, he's scared shitless!

by Curtis February 5, 2005

pussy-licked

The state of being your girlfriend's "bitch"

Dude, Todd's so pussy-licked that she got him to wash her dance shoes.

by Lgarz November 28, 2005

vampire pussy

An ugly girl you picked up and had sex with but has to leave before the sun comes up.

I had to sneak Vickie out before the sun came up.

by mrjack January 16, 2005

Pussy Clogger

Everybody is familiar with the term "cock blocker" - a person that prevents a man from fullfilling his sexual desires with a woman.

A "pussy clogger" is a person that prevents a woman from fullfilling her sexual desires with a man.

A pussy clogger is usually found at social events such as bars or fraternity parties that are frequented by young coeds. The pussy can be clogged through a variety of mechanisms. Most famously, the "I`m tired, let`s go home" girl. Or even worse, the "Let`s go eat pizza and puke it up" girl. Or the "I drank too much vodka, please hold my pony tail back as I vomit" girl. Or the horrible, "I`m going to sit in the corner and watch you with a snide, critical eye that really masks my burning jealously and makes you feel self consious" girl.

by BT aka Tweekmaster 2000 August 15, 2006

museum pussy

Pussy you can look at, smell, analyze, but can't touch.

"Leo got engaged, and so now all he can get is museum pussy from other hot chicks."

by laaareee September 30, 2005

hot pussy

1. A female with a nice physique beautiful face, derriere, legs, tits, the whole nine yards.
2. The total package.
3. A female who takes good care of her health.

Hey, Mike did you se that women Veronica walking down the street on 3rd and Broadway. Mike, that is some hot pussy.

by Omar Hacallar September 15, 2005

Faggot Pussy

Another term for the human asshole based on the theory that a gay man would take a female anus over a vagina. This therefore makes all assholes technically "Faggot Pussys".

Zach: Hey, wanna go to Outlaws and pick up some dudes?

Chad: Yeah, bro. I could totally use some faggot pussy.

by getwaste420 August 21, 2009