Ron Paul Moment 

A time when sombody is trying to make a point with a historical reference and dosn't know anything about that historical event.

Prime example of Ron Paul Moment:

Ron Paul Fan: DUDE! the civil war didn't need to be fought, we could have just bought all the slaves!

Educated Person: Sorry, the civil war wasn't started over slavery, it was about states rights. Furthermore, it was the south that fired the first shot. fuck you.

Ron Paul Moment by Gochin May 16, 2008

A black moment 

When an all-american white girl realizes with a start the moment that she is romantically in love with a african american male.

Abby finally had her black moment, but by that time Marcus had died in a car crash.

A black moment by anonymous March 14, 2005

Grandma Moment 

A period in time when you act like a geriatric citizen by saying ‘oh dear’ or have a conniption fit because you didn’t watch ‘your program’

Sophie! I just had a grandma moment because I didn't get to watch Wheel.

Grandma Moment by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

Biznitch Moment 

A biznitch moment is what happens when you get a rapid release of adrenaline and ectassy at the same time causing a massive "rage" or "epic dominance" you'll rarely feel a biznitch moment happen unless you can produce the needed levels of hormone and emotion, when a biznitch moment occurs it is not wise for anyone to be in the area let the "biznitch" tire himself out before re-entering the area, the formula is my own: Pimpness 2 maximess biznitchess. Disclaimer: it is not wise to attempt to manually create a biznitch moment please let it occur naturally!

"we neec to get out d!, he's having a biznitch moment at his girlfriend, women and children first!

Biznitch Moment by Hounddragon.beta August 25, 2009

red moment 

Similar to a blonde moment but usually involves anger

Thomas had a red moment when he punched the door because his friends pissed him off

red moment by anners!! November 23, 2009

Meathead moment 

1. To perform an action that others would consider unwise or illogical.

i.e. I had a meathead moment when I ran that red light and got pulled over by that cop.

I had a meathead moment when I ran that red light and got pulled over by that cop.

That brain fart you had was a meathead moment.

Meathead moment by Papachopchop February 27, 2010

Bitch Moment 

When someone gets so totally destroyed, physically or verbally, that you just have to say the word Bitch.

Bitch Moment's

Physically
John: Imma kick your ass, you pussy!
Jack: Like you could.
*John throws a punch, Jack doges and punch's him in the face once, knocking him out. As Jack is walking away*
Jack: Bitch.

Verbally 1
John: I play rugby.
Jack: Rugby is Spanish, it means "He who dropped the soap".
Someone in the Crowd: Bitch.

Verbally 2
John: Your a Duster! No skills at all!
Jack: I don't know, your sister seems to enjoy my skills... Bitch.

Bitch Moment by Zarach Xin August 4, 2010