Duck Pucker

Derogatory descriptive noun to describe disgust with something which blatantly disrespects either consent, agency, or free-will; or describing disgust at a situation which leaves you with limited, coerced, or a single choice under duress. When inebriated with slurred speech it can come out or be misunderstood to be saying "Fuck fucker."

I only have so much control over the duck pucker my sugar daddy holds over me.

by Carotid November 1, 2020

fuck and duck

New twisted term for rape.

"Uh yeah dude, I fuck and duck her," says the ASU frat boy.

by hihihihiheee March 27, 2023

blond duck

An attractive, or whimsical yet unexpected rarity/oddity; something that would cause a person, at the sight of it to say, "Wull gee, aint that somethin?" Such as finding a two dollar bill folded into a crane under your seat at a football game, or finding some petrified wood that still looks exactly like a stick, or a two-headed jackal-ope in a taxidermy shop, or a mini-cooper with giant tires and hydraulics.

Well I'll be darned ... aint that a blond duck of all things? A mobile cheese shop that goes around via a cow-shaped blimp... I will indeed be darned.

by boronanon April 3, 2015

duck smarts

The only form of smarts that you have in water.

BOOM duck smarts

Its okay Billy, I guess your just don't have duck smarts

by duck_human November 3, 2020

Duck valls

Someone trying to accuse you of sucking balls. but I’m all reality they’re admitting they’re gay and want to suck your balls.

Jeramy: hey dude you duck valls
christy: LMAO come here and try it pretty boy
Jeramy:what?? I tried to say suck balls.

Christy: duck valls means you’re gay and want to suck MY balls tho

by Lizzyleeroy August 19, 2023

Ducking

A term used in combat sports, particularly MMA, to describe a fighter avoiding a high-profile or challenging matchup. Inspired by UFC heavyweight champion Jon Jones allegedly avoiding a fight with interim champion Tom Aspinall, this phrase is used to call out fighters who sidestep tough opponents.

"Jone Jones is Ducking Tom Aspinall because he’s scared to lose his belt to a younger, hungrier fighter."

by howdidienduphere February 5, 2025

Dick ducking

When a female is saying sexual stuff, but in person, they don’t stand by it

Why dick ducking me all of a sudden

by Posley January 20, 2023