Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

one-beamer

Someone who’s car only has one headlight because the other one’s bulb is burn out, meant to be used in a negative connotation

Look at that one-beamer; I’m surprised he can see the road at all!

by joshington456 January 11, 2026

filling the beaker

Intending to have intercourse later on. From a rather popular Mumsnet thread, "Do you dunk your penis" about post coital clean-up.

Will you be filling the beaker tonight? I'm feeling a bit frisky.

by penis beaker October 10, 2013

toilet Bowl-Beaked Bird

Pelican

The toilet bowl-beaked bird played with the hornets.

by Ereck Flowers March 31, 2015

to get beaked

To be pleasured by a large nose penetrating your vagina; to get beaked...😆🤘

I was so horny and wanted to get beaked so when My boyfriend came home he beaked me until his nose turned blue.😂

by Freedom speaker May 16, 2016

gay justin beaber

Gay bastered.

Gay justin beaber is a gay bastered

by Qwryfg May 11, 2018

National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021