You're Sucking All My Bandwidth

When someone expects too much from someone else. Especially pointless things that take much effort.

Boss: "I want you to redesign all those graphics 2% smaller, and put the invoices in reverse alphabetical order and staple my agenda packets perfectly parallel to the top of the page, exactly 1/8" down, and blah, blah, blah"

Employee: "Boss-Dude....you're sucking all my bandwidth"

by PBay November 4, 2009

Faux-it-all

n. A person who talks like they know everything, when in reality they have no idea what they're talking about. A fake know-it-all.

Paul talks out of his ass all the time, then gets super defensive when you call him on his bullshit. Then he just keeps talking and talking. He puts his two cents in every conversation and he's always wrong but will never admit it. He's SUCH a faux-it-all.

by BroolStoryCo May 24, 2011

Youse are all bitches

A term commonly referred to a massive dummyt spit on parenting forums when someone says something the poster doesnt like.

Youse are all bitches is the ulitmate dummy spit and often means that the person who has done a YAAB will crank up another online id and then do another YAAB

I joined this site some time ago but didn't have a lot of time to browse it until about a week ago. Since that time I'm sad to say that I've seen some of the nastiest most childish behaviour on display outside of a schoolyard and Youse are all bitches.

* A foreign poster's poor knowledge of English was mocked, and then she was called a troll
* A poster's grammatical errors were pointed out, in the rudest, most superior way possible
* An enthusiastic breastfeeder accused formula users of being "guilt ridden" and needing "therapy"
* A poster was falsely accused of using a double identity, apparently not for the first time
* A really disturbing one-upmanship thread about private schools and who here was the most "relaxed" parent, which ended up quite stalkerish
This shows youse are all bitches

I think some (not all, but quite a few) regular posters here need to take a good hard look at themselves, because to an outsider, you come across as nasty, childish and vindictive. It's no wonder this place is getting such a bad

so just fuck off, cos Youse are all bitches

by sprungagain October 14, 2011

Bitch-of-all-trades

When a person assumes they rank higher on all personal, professional, and social levels of "perfection" that no matter what you have said, done, or experienced, they will always tell you how they have said, done, or experienced it better or more significantly than you have. A Bitch-of-all-trades can easily be identified with responses that begin with "Well, no..." followed by their statement of superiority.

"I was telling Sharon how difficult giving birth to my child was and how I was in labor for 53 hours. But, being the bitch-of-all-trades that she is, she had to one up me by saying "Well, no...I was in labor for 54 hours and my child had to go to the intensive care unit at UCLA."

by RXqueenRN September 25, 2011

commander of all clits

To be the supreme clit commander.....kind of like the grand wizard....except instead of being an ignorant racist....you just roll a clit like no other

Nobody rolls a clit like me not this fuck, not that fuck...none of you little fucks I am the commander of all clits! When it comes down to it it's what I do best.

by xX|The¥Gooch|Xx November 8, 2014

You play all day

Acting as if you didn't (or don't know) know what the outcome of your actions, a comment, statement, etc. would be; acting unaware

During a conversation....

Person A: **sarcastic tone** "How was I supposed to know she didn't know her dude was cheating on her. He always bragging that his DM be poppin..."

Person B: "You so petty...You play all day!"

by SushiFlower October 14, 2016

Slutty Fuck-all

Below average looking female who is who is lacking in personality and self worth. Has a propensity for daddy issues and therefore has a habit of pursuing older men (usually married). Also has a habit of believing that the married men she gives herself to so easily think that she is special, like a glamorous mistress. She stays under the radar until attending events involving alcohol, like office and Christmas parties, where the straight laced facade will be dropped and she will entertain the advances of any willing partner. After the events she is normally the first to deny anything and then enforce her almost prudish image.

"I see Slutty Fuck-all is getting friendly with Kevin".

"Yeah, he fucked her after the pub on thursday".

"How do you know that?".

"He was bragging about getting her to pay for the hotel ".
"Really?".

"Yeah he was saying that she thinks its serious, but he's just using her for a quick fuck when he wants it".
"Stupid slut".

by emerson parker November 12, 2016