beat my meat casandra

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beat my meat casandra

by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019

Beats

Instrumental music.
Mostly used to describe rap music instrumentals.

I make ‘beats’ and I’m looking for some rappers to work with.
That ‘beat’ is dope!

by Beer Rap and Banter Podcast January 17, 2018

I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

Beat

Slang started in the drag community for Makeup done so well, it looks flawless from every angle.

The term probably originated as a way to joke about modern foundation application. With a beauty sponge, stippling the product across your entire face or in other words beating your face with makeup.

“Damn, boy, that beatdown is giving me liiiiffeee!!!!”

Person 1: “Girl, hurry up we are about to be miss this whole party!”
Person 2: “i cannot go without the full beat!”

by ddopeshitt August 29, 2019

Frankie Beats fake dj

Forged a great CV to get a job on Kiss fm Portugal. Then bottled it when he couldn't live up to the lies he told to get the job. Currently in prison in Ireland for harrassment of local people and under investigation in Portugal for various fraud and theft crimes.

Frankie Beats fake dj loves prison food.

by Frankies mum. June 17, 2022

Beat a Funti or Mio Day

in this day you can fight with funti and kill him :DDD

Beat a Funti or Mio Day is After 1957, the U.S. birth rate (per 1,000 population) declined for eleven consecutive years - the longest Funti Kill bust on record.

by Darkydaboi November 15, 2021

beat em up

A game genre where you're meant to learn weapon combos to defeat a large horde of enemies, usually in a 3d space, to progress to the next area, but everyone just mashes buttons instead of actually playing. Don't lie, you know you've never taken the time to actually learn a combo in a beat em up that has more than 2 buttons in it.

"there's a new beat em up coming out" "why are you playing beat em ups, go do something fun" "beat em ups have no depth"

by Chiggun July 25, 2020