turd sandwich

Implementing Agile as a project management tool. Specifically, the difficult and doubtful successful outcome to implementing an overly ambitious and unnecessarily complicated management plan.

The attempt to boostrap Agile in the middle of development is a real turd sandwich.

by Nope nope nope. May 5, 2020

blanket sandwich

A bed, especially with someone sleeping in it and thereby being the filling for the sandwich. To "make a blanket sandwich" implies simply going to bed.

Dude, as much as I'd love to stay up and chat, it's already 3:00 a.m. and I've got to be up for work. I need to make a blanket sandwich.

by Vinderex June 7, 2018

Turd Sandwich

A euphemism for Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is such a Turd Sandwich that she managed to lose the election to Donald Trump.

by Konfukd December 2, 2019

Trend Sandwich

A delicious meal of content that is composed of two trendy snacks with a piece with lots of substance in between.

Me: I feel like the NoGood.io content calendar is missing something?
Coworker: Well, you've got to trends scheduled for TikTok today, make a Trend Sandwich and add a nice educational meal in between those snacks.

by nogood_jv April 4, 2022

Cock Sandwich

When someone sucks two dicks that are pressed together to fit in their mouths.

Gosh Matt and Todd really gave me a good Cock Sandwich last night I couldn't even breathe!

by The Word Smith March 9, 2016

sandwich selfies

A tall sunburnt male taking a selfie between two skinny Caucasian women.

So I was walking down the street eating my amazing bratwurst and decided I would take a sandwich selfie. Then I looked up and saw two short plump white women hugging a big tall sunburnt man and that's another kind of sandwich selfies.

by Amh585 March 24, 2017

Cock meat sandwich

A sandwich made with rooster meat

The rooster died so we made him into a cock meat sandwich for lunch

by Dabrigg69 March 12, 2023