School

Student: Why I am in prison.

Teachers Pet: You mean Heaven.

Student: Shut up stupid nerd. One Day I will form a union to take over school.

by 1010100101 March 26, 2023

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A place/places that ruins kids' mental health and absolutely puts them in pain. in school, students CAN'T relax, use the restroom, eat, drink, or talk without fear of getting in detention. kids cannot express creativity without teachers punishing them. school. kills. artists. everyone has to act similarly. teachers do nothing about bullying. the only thing theyll do is to give them a detention. you get put into a class of annoying and rude ass people. if you 'talk back' to any teacher youll also wind up getting in trouble when your clearly defending yourself. school also forces you to take lessons without you being asked, they just think you want to know it. oh yeah, not to mention that they say to defend and stand up but when you do, they just simply say, '2 wrongs don't make a right'. school makes you take lessons on the same thing for an hour and after 3-7 days a test. oh, i almost forgot about the tests near the end of the school year. they are useless. the school system is so out of date and corrupt. how stupid
an average conversation with a student and teacher:

student: miss, can i use the restroom? i really need to go!
teacher: no, we have a test in a day and we are reviewing.
5 minuets later...

student: ma'am, i peeded myself...
teacher: why didn't you use the restroom?!
student: you didn't let me!
teacher: are you talking back to me?!
student: no of cour-...
teacher: so you are! 1 hour detention!
student: but...
teacher: 2 hours!
student starts to cry

person 1: you see that prison-looking place down the road where kids can't express their creativity no matter what?
person 2: oh yeah! you mean school, right? it's terrible.
person 1: yeah true, but it's the same thing. no difference.

by luxvinq March 27, 2023

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