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Small potatoes

A small detail brought up in an underhanded and anal way, in an effort to undermine one’s preparedness
Jacob asking me what a vitreous humor was in our mock trial was straight small potatoes.
Total ass move tbh
by Not Ty Drayton May 8, 2025
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spud potato

Nate cook is spud potato. spudiseous
by nate cook July 30, 2025
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Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.
Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.
by Kjabber February 25, 2024
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Potato wagon

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.

Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present*

Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”

Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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Potato

1. A starchy root vegetable

2. A computer, machine or connection that is lacking in processing power or speed

3. A bland, plain person.
1. "I love me a baked potato"

2. "bro this video is like 2 fps. are you running this on a potato"

3. "I'm such a potato"
by arandomlurker January 6, 2025
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Butt Potatoes

Verb

1. The act of defecation

2. The need to defecate
Oh man, I'm making butt potatoes tonight
by LemonySnickets November 14, 2021
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teetho potato

a racial slur meaning someone stinks so much that they are a complete and utter slob- so lazy they wont even wash
do your teetho potato
by beverly croydon December 14, 2020
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