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Amphitheatre Longbowman

During the act of coitus, just before climax. The male will dismount his partner and shuffle back (to a distance of his choosing) if needed give himself a few more pumps, then he'll pick a spot on his partner's body then draw and shoot ejaculate from range.
Man, should have seen the Amphitheatre Longbowman I gave Sarah last night! That was from downrange! I should join the Olympic Team...
by V3L0C1TY! June 25, 2024
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As long as you can live with it

Judgement is not mine it's God's. I can't guarantee it won't eat at you or destroy your physical appearance.
Kelsey: Hey I cheated on you at a party last night.
Matthew: I don't care, as long as you can live with it.

Kelsey: I know you were making a better life for us but I have a boyfriend.
Matthew: I don't care, as long as you can live with it.
by John Paul the Pope July 1, 2024
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As Long As Your Happy Bro

A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.
*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*

Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?

Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.
by supermaxwell99 November 25, 2024
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Scarlet Longboard

During sexual intercourse, when a menstruating woman grinds herself along base of her partner’s torso up to their neck while leaving a long streak of menstrual blood behind.
Sam: Dude, I finally tried something new with Samantha last night.
Brad: Woah, what happened.
Sam: She gave me a scarlet longboard, I got blood on my favorite joggers!
by s0larpower December 6, 2024
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How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.
guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?
by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024
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Eva Long

A name given to those with a pure and beautiful soul, inside and out.
i wish i could be like Eva Long
by Bigtoe Bandit December 24, 2024
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