Cursed duck

Iwant to fuck a
cheeseburger. Just
having that cheesy
goodness melt all
around my cock would
make me feel at ease
with the world again,
Being able to cum
inside a dead cow
makes me feel so alive.
I have been banned
from 231 McDonald's
for public
masturbation.
Whenever I see an ad
for McDonald's I get so
fucking horny. God I
want to fuck a
cheeseburger.

Cursed ducky

by Cursed ducky September 9, 2022

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duck over for a shag

Country slang - to root/have sex with someone

Johno's wife is home alone and said I should duck over for a shag.

by AUSSIB August 19, 2017

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Duck

The misspelling of "dick"

Oh go suck a duck, Karen.

by K8lyn Ruhnaenae November 4, 2020

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atmosphere duck

Atmosphere duck is a racist, derogatory, term for Canadian men. When said to Canadian men it is taken as seriously offensive. NEVER SAY THIS TO A CANADIAN MALE.

You atmosphere duck, probably just gonna go drink some fucking maple syrup or some shit.

by Remalicious June 8, 2018

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