RUFF TUGGS BRO!

Tough shit, bro.
That sucks, bro.
That's the way it works, bro.
Sucks to be you, bro.

Neda: "Ah shit! I slept through my midterm."
Danny & Quinn: "RUFF TUGGS BRO!"

Danny: "My roommate just threw up everywhere!"
Neda & Quinn: "RUFF TUGGS BRO!"

Quinn: "I'm all out of Naty ice, and my game cube just broke!"
Danny & Neda: "RUFF TUGGS BRO!"

by RTBRO November 2, 2011

do ur bros

when doing ur mom isnt enough

steve: i do ur mom last night
bill: i do ur bros last night

by soulkiller6797 March 11, 2019

nahh bro 26

Henrik's age

eli:henrik how old are you?
Henrik:14
Eli:13?
Henrik: no 14
Eli: one three???
Henrik: nahh bro 26

by slayqueenyasboss October 18, 2022

hoes before bros

1. When a guy does the opposite of the "bros before hoes" rule.
2. A guy who leaves his buddies to chill with his girl.

"Alex is pussy-whipped, man. Sarah's always got him hoes before bros."

by msizzle88 October 8, 2007

Cool story, bro

Phrase used sarcastically to express a lack of interest in what the other person is saying. Often written on the Internet as, "cool story bro".

Person 1: "I think people who listen to metal are mindless idiots."

Person 2: "Cool story, bro."

by thefoureyedfox February 28, 2009

Super Smash Bros

That thing my friends always beat me in

Microsoft fan: “You should play Halo”
Me: (yelling) “Eat super smash bros, bitch” (proceeds to throw 3ds in Microsoft fans face)

by BluePikmin July 7, 2018

bros before hoes

A term used between male friends when one of them has become a whipped pussy ass bitch over a girl who in most cases is a tease. when this golden rule is forgetten, the friendship and even brotherly bonds that are shared between the bros can be broken down. Remember, take care of the bros, and they'll take care of you. The high school fling will end and six monts later, no one, not even you, will remember it, but your bros will still be there, untill the day you keel over and die. In other words, unless you plan to mary her, hang with the dudes, and if you do plan to marry her, she'll understand if you say you made plans with your friends; and if she's not a bitch she'll get over it. if she gets pissy she's not worth it and most likly klingy.

Bro: Mike, were gona get shitfaced with the dudes tonite!
Mike: Sorry man, I made plans with Liniqua tonite.
Bro: Fuck you, we've been planning this all week! bros before hoes dude. don't be a bitch.
Mike: but i told her she was the reason I'm alive tonite so i can't go with you.
Bro: (proceeds to reach down Mike's pants) Oh, there they are, i was wondering where your balls were hiding. she'll get over it, lets go.

by mahmoud amidemajad June 9, 2007