Ur mum

The ultimate insult to destroy your enemies weaknesses: no u

Fred: ur gay
Bob: do you know who else is?
Fred: no
Bob: ur mum
Fred: (gets sniped)

by Ur_mum_gay1 October 31, 2021

Ur Mom

“Ur Mom” Is someone that whoops you with a flip flop. Everyone has one. If you don’t then your an alien.

Ur Mom Whoops You With A Flip Flop.

by noodlechat November 20, 2021

ur mom

Anyone who says this... I mean, idk what to say. Just make sure you stay away from them, they could be a dangerous Year 7 undercover ready to bite your toes off.

Me: Hey, what you doing today?
Undercover Year 7: ur mom
Everyone around him (also Year 7): 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anyone who has friends and a father that actually has a sense of humor: 😂😂😂😐😐😐

by UrMomIsNotFunny101 October 9, 2021

Ur mom

“Ur mom” (considered one word) Is a widely used term for the old saying “jo-mama” which date backs to 1500 BCE. “Ur mom” can be used is these next situations:
What’s the homework?
Ur mom
Why you so dumb

Ur mom
Of course these are very basic ways to use this word but I’m dumb as hell so don’t expect

Who’s your favorite person…
Ur mom

by “Apple slice vibes only” April 20, 2022

ur mum

Any sentence that has to do with “ur mum” indicates that the person who said that is either homosexual or is seeking a sexual partner who is the same sex.

Oh I went to ur mums house last night, and I made out with a guy.

by Asian Daddy Slayer April 16, 2022

ur mom

Ur mom is the hottest person in the world and I’d literally smash her

ur mom is so hot lol

by Soy la 69 November 21, 2021

Ur mom

A term used primarily by middle school boys whenever they have the chance to say it. Usually this phrase is not used in the right context and is overly said to the point that no one thinks it is funny.

Person 1: what are you doing tomorrow?

Person 2: haha ur mom

by Ifvckedurmum August 11, 2021