WOOOOO! Yeah, sounds like fun. I won't watch it but, you know. You gotta keep paying those women to do the thing they're already doing for free.... You know? Or society will break down... Cus you won't be able to motivate the men to work in vain in the hopes that a crum of pussy will fall their way while lesser men steal and hoard reality for themselves.
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
Get the Yeezy Pornmug. by Hahxjsdhajkxhdj November 4, 2020
Get the Pornmug. A particularly bad episode of SpongeBob Squarepants where the character Squidward is the constant subject of pain and suffering - often in a tasteless manner.
Bro 1: "Dude, I got poop on my dick from doing anal with my girl."
Bro 2: "Damn that sucks on baby. Anyways, would you like to watch some SpongeBob."
Bro 1: "Sure as long as it's not a Squidward Torture Porn."
Bro 2: "Damn that sucks on baby. Anyways, would you like to watch some SpongeBob."
Bro 1: "Sure as long as it's not a Squidward Torture Porn."
by reptilelegitfan November 1, 2025
Get the Squidward Torture Pornmug. Person 2: Ayo bro wanna watch some “hentai midget porn?”
Person 1: Hell yeah bro!
Person 2: ight lets do it
Person 1: Hell yeah bro!
Person 2: ight lets do it
by jayke0655 December 23, 2020
Get the hentai midget pornmug. 
Generally a collection of food images, appealing enough to post on social media. It can be a picture of your egg-sausage-hashbrown breakfast, or even some leftover spaghetti-and-meatballs. Not actual porn, sorry.
Person 1: Why the hell is "Food Porn" in your search history?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?
by hello_imded April 19, 2023
Get the Food Pornmug. When the media doesn't have any facts, but they need headlines, so they theorize several unlikely scenarios in order to create a story. Speculation porn is like political erotic fiction for people who get off by fantasizing about scenarios for their favorite political figures.
Donald Trump went to the hospital today and in the last 24 hours the media has produced more speculation porn than Brazzers. They wrote headlines about 7 different people who could take over as President before the White House even released a statement.
by ModeratelyOutraged October 11, 2020
Get the Speculation Pornmug.