Pocket pet

A pocket pet is a sex slave that you shrink and put in your pocket to take out when needed, they provide knowledge and pleasure

I need help on this test, let me ask my pocket pet.

I'd like some me time, and a cuddle from my pocket pet.

by Uno_Bruno August 19, 2024

Hoodie pocket

Someone, something, or a situation that is untrustworthy, unreliable; sketchy.

You ever put items in your hoodie pocket just to have them fall out? Hoodie pockets can not be trusted to hold your keys or phone. Someone people are like hoodie pockets. Don’t be a hoodie pocket.

She’s a hoodie pocket bro no cap

That’s hoodie pocket af, I could never

That’s giving hoodie pocket

by Blasé blasé January 21, 2025

Boy Pocket

Essentially, the male version of a vagina, which is their butthole.

Chef told me there is no room for crying in the kitchen. I told him he can take those words and shove it up his boy pocket

by Lynderbinder August 17, 2022

pocket fruit

When you're high and you forget you have Starburst in
your pocket.

Fuck yeah! Found some pocket fruit!

by ZombieTentacles March 01, 2015

pud pocket

A vagina that is oozing substance, closely resembling a puddle of mud.

I was doin this Bitch last night, and I saw my reflection in her Pud pocket.

by The great winkworm July 12, 2015

pocket spaghechup

Pocket spaghechup is dish served in your pocket. When you dont want to cook food, and just want a quick snack. It is made by boiling spaghetti and putting it in your pocket, then open a bottle of ketchup at pour it down your pocket. Mix it up and it is ready to be eaten. It can be eaten any time. It is recommended to eat it with your hands

Person A: I dont really wonna cook today
Person B: No problem! Here *hands Person A some pocket spaghechup*
Person A: OMG! This is delicious!

by dengodeperke November 29, 2017

jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.

Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus

by Cajun Crusader November 21, 2017