John Hammond

Noun A person that means to do well by showing the world something bad, but with risky security. That soon and naturally backfires with irony.

You're going to be like John Hammond, if you try opening up a Lion Zoo in the middle of a City.

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John Hanson was the first president

Guy 1: Did you know that John Hanson was the first president?!
Guy 2: No.
Guy: Dude, know your history.

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Where's he been?

John Cena by Kms.net December 17, 2017

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When you manage to fuck up a friendship by shagging your close friend's wife/lover.

Tupac pulled a john terry more than John Terry himself.

John Terry by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017

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A hacker who every kid thinks is going to hack their account. He looks exactly like a vanilla eclair which is how people identify him.

Roblox player: John Doe is hacking us
Other roblox player: No i charged my moms card 100 on the game

John Doe by Fufudy May 15, 2018

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