Dad

Whats that?
Something you don't have.

"My dad is getting milk"
"For 7 years?"

"Yes."

by The_McKenna October 8, 2022

the mom and dad

The mom and dad -sex move- it's when you bang really hard, missionary with the lights off and then right before the guy's about to cum, you stop, flip on the lights and argue really loudly about money.

Oh yeah they were really going at it last night especially when they pulled out 'the mom and dad ' and woke everyone up!!!

by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020

Dad

A fictional character

Dad

by Mr. Spider GDRA February 8, 2024

Dad

a male parent figure who will be there for you until your little sibling are born.

Life before little sibling “hey dad i’m sorry i broke the vase….”

“it’s okay no need to say sorry for that.”
life after “dad? that little dude broke my pen.”
“THATS YOUR FAULT YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR STUFF.i- i’m sorry honey i got a little bit too emotional.”

by Sensei- July 21, 2021

dad

dad has new gf

dad is not cool

by PIZZA GAL May 6, 2020

Dads

The Day After Drinking Shits

I woke up and the DADS were rancid

by Noimtherealdirtydan August 21, 2022

Step dad

A person who fucks your mom and buys you gifts to seem less like a nigger jockey

Benard: yo i like to fuck my step dad
Niggerhater69ito7chminors: Nigger what?

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025