crack advice

Poor or otherwise reluctant advice.

Scott: I've been meaning to ask this girl out, could I ask for some advice?
Aaron: Use Google.
Scott: Thanks for the crack advice.

by horuntori September 1, 2016

Crack-Head

Precious Soto

Girl: Whats the name of that crack-head?

Precious:EaT mY wiEneR hold up dId u eAt mY dOg?

Boy: Precious, Precious Soto

by iTsjOjoSWiAAAAAAAAa September 24, 2019

Cracking the whip

The reaction, typically by a white “ally” of people of color, to a minority or person of color who chooses to vote outside of the political alignment they are expected to be loyal to as a member of their race.

Tyrone told some of his white friends that he was voting Republican instead of Democrat. They shared all kinds of racist memes about him, called him racial slurs, absolutely awful stuff. They could not help but cracking the whip on him for what they called “voting wrong.”

by anonymous June 1, 2023

Crack aids

Someone who dont know what they're doing with their life and act like they're on crack 24/7. The aids is just a bonus to the mix. Crack + Aids = weirdo with strange obsessions that's obnoxious and wild asf

Wow, kaylee is whack bro. I think she might have crack aids.

by KrackheadK January 29, 2019

cracking the whip

When you accidentally drop the charging part or, micro usb-b connector for your phone charger, possibly damaging the charger and wire if dropped hard enough.

Bro 1: What happened to your charger?

Bro 2: I cracking the whip so many times on it that it broke.

by lionlionlion April 25, 2020

Gut crack

A gut crack is the butt crack formation of excessive bellybutton fat. It’s when a person is so fat and they have such a massive gut that their bellybutton area forms what looks like a butt crack.

If you have a gut crack then you should wear a shirt when you’re at the beach.

by Dr. Cass April 9, 2024

Crack

‘Crack’ can be used interchangeably with the likes of LOL, ROLF or LMAO. It’s a shorthand way of expressing ‘that joke cracked me up’! Instead of using a grammatically correct sentence, simply laugh and point to the friend who made the joke and yell ‘crack’ at them to portray gratitude for the smashing joke.

Crack! You’re so funny mate.

by sexy fish May 2, 2024