Duff Brain

An Über fluky dudely/dudette, that drinks to the point of being a problem for others. He/she somehow gets girls/dudes even though they either have a pencil for a penis or the chesapeake bay tunnel for a SNATCH. Aswell as being a drinker, they have terrible hair cuts, and think that they rule every city they find their way into.

Can be used as a Noun or Verb.

Drinks of choice: Fortays (40's), Vodka in a 2 liter, or colt 45
Music: Bad Euro-trash House stuff
Permanent residence: Ocean City, MD or NJ

1. dude one: "Dude, why the fuck did we bring brent.... he is duff braining so hard tonight... it's funkin' ruining my night."

dude two: "I know, it's my bad, but you won't have to see him again till next summer."

2. dudette one: "Ugh, you are way to drunk Brittany, you are a funkin' duff brain and you even knew I wanted that kid..."

dudette two: "OMGEEZ WTF alls I was gonna do was willis with him all night."

by brew thru her August 29, 2012

Dame Brainage

The obvious cerebral injury suffered by most women functioning in today's society.

How can she not understand that zero - zero means that noone is winning ? That bitch is definitely Dame Brainaged !!!

by The Observationalist September 5, 2012

Blog Brain

When an individual who maintains a blog has too many ideas or too much to share that he/she feels overwhelmed.

After spending a day people watching at the mall, I felt as though I had blog brain with all of the things that I wanted to comment on seeing/hearing.

by AnAsianAngel June 18, 2012

narrow brainband

a person or persons who cannot see or accept other people's thoughts, ideas or way of life.

Dude that preacher in North Carolina operates on a narrow brainband.

by brobnc November 5, 2012

bloody brain

When you squeeze your testicles so hard till it cuts off their circulation, it looks like a bloody brain.

I sent a picture of my "bloodybrain" to my girlfriend.

I got my girl so mad, she grabbed my nuts so hard and ended up giving me a bloody brain..

by VaJayJ October 7, 2013

Bintang Brain

The after-effects associated with returning to work after a holiday indulging in copious amounts of alcohol in an Asian country.

"It's the first Monday back at work after my alcohol fuelled Asian holiday. I've got Bintang Brain cause I can't even remember how to login"

by MrMoofMonster November 5, 2013

puppy brain

When a person is obsessed with all dog breeds, and starts cooing over any dog they see walking the streets.

I have such Puppy Brain - I want a dog so badly.

by taiwks January 22, 2014