Apple

When you lick them and u don't realise they start to turn green and red and then your dad is in labour and your mom is down the drain and then your orange

Ally - time to apple u momma
Mortimer - no u youngester

by Scribscrab May 30, 2021

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?

a random sentence which can be used at any time to confuse your friends

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?

by alllyyyyyy April 22, 2021

Apple juice

PCP

Aye I got apple juice by the gallon

by Nick bishop on da 4th April 23, 2021

bob for apples

bob for apples meaning when an man and women have sex and the man eats the women's pussy with no hands
or if a women bob for apples on an man's dick

girl 1: did you here about girl 3's man? she said he bob for apples last night!
girl 2: yeah
girl 3: we bobbed for each others apple and then he stretched me.

by peefr0g_ April 26, 2021

apple

1 not an orange

2 not a grapefruit

"pass that apple"

by Pog_Bruh May 4, 2021

apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed

If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.

by mad_nic November 8, 2021

Apple-saucin

Tea bagging after you have old man balls the size of apples

I walked in on grandpa in the middle of apple-saucin my grandma.

by Durty J November 8, 2021