Bird Bath

Washing your penis in the sink.

Kevin: Yeah, I was tryna get a blowjob so I went and took a bird bath.

by eevee666 May 10, 2015

cold bird

Flipping the bird to someone after your mate just did something stone cold morally

Friend A: Where the heck is my nephew's dog? You know where he is?
Friend B: Well, I killed him. Just to mess with you.
Friend A: You deserve to get flipped off, get the bird, and also the cold bird.

by welcometowhat December 15, 2019

natter-birds

A crazy group of humans (normally adolescents) without a clear perception of the world around them.

That Billy and his friends are such natter-birds that they thought a potato was actually a piece of corn.

by ThisGirl0113 December 17, 2013

Humming birds

Popular cult founded by anne and sinbad. slogan: give us your passport

join the "humming birds"

by anneekl March 16, 2003

Opiuш Bird

A Bird from 2027... A friendly creature, that is taller than the human

Person 1: Do you seen Erosion Bird?
Person 2: No! Did you mean Opium Bird or Opiuш bird?

by KostyaTheSon November 2, 2023

Wild Vegas Turkey Bird

When one gets a tampon stuck I see their vagina/butthole on their men’s teal cycle cause by finger penetration (BRUTE CAUSE LACK OF SEX EDUCATION)

I heard Samantha got a wild Vegas turkey bird, “nasty bitch!”

by Fat Dick Nigha February 13, 2024

Birding

When you sit across from a mirror while watching a movie or reading, so you can look up and grin at yourself during the good parts, and pretend that you're not alone. Like a caged bird interacting with its own reflection.

I'm usually birding when I read fan fiction, since no one gets as excited about my OTP as I do. Birding is like having a best friend who shares all your opinions!

by Dropped my thought October 8, 2021