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Little League World Series 

For baseball-playing kids: Something to strive for.

For anybody above fifteen: A ridiculous eleven-day attempt to make them feel like cynical cranks.

For Kellogs Frosted Flakes, and ESPN: An eleven-day stretch where money flows in like crazy.
The Little Leaguer from the American team went up to the plate. Bases loaded, one out, bottom sixth, 1-1 tie, Little League World Series world championship. The Little Leaguer gets a hit, bouncing right by the opposing shortstop, giving the American team the victory and making the Little Leaguer an international celebrity because of a stupid hit.
P.S. The opposing shortstop went back to Japan, changed his name, and became an emo.
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best sandwich in the world 

completely, and utterly the most amazing, greatest and best sandwich ever made..chargrilled chicken with honey and mustard mayo with salad...ohhh
1 best sandwich in the world please

Clown World 

A term used by Neo-Nazis that refers to people of colour, the LGBTQI community, and people with dissenting opinions (often women), as clowns. In essence, “the clowns are turning our world into a clown world”. Neo-Nazis will often use a clown emoji to reference people, such as the groups mentioned above, as nothing more than clowns/fools. The emoji represents this with fluffy hair, rainbow colours, and makeup. Often times ‘clown world’ will also be used to mean that ‘degenerates’ (those mentioned above) are ruining the world.
“Hey, John? You hear about Tony? His name is Martha, now.”
“We live in a f***ing clown world.” 🤡

“Hey did you hear about the police shooting near Mark street yesterday?”
“Oh no, I feel so bad for those poor poor thugs.🤡”
“That was a 13 year old child.”

The amazing world of gumball

Stupid ass cartoon where all the people sound like they're screaming when they talk and they look weird as fuck
Me: The amazing world of gumball
Is a piece of shit

Person: why?

Me: the characters scream so much it gives me a damn headache

Person: well I don't think I'll watch that then

ming mong world champion rupert beaumont 

one who has not yet had sex
J: you loser, ming mong world champion rupert beaumont 45 year old

First World Problems 

When the only people you can talk to are your best friend and a sexy blonde...
Disney princesses have some real first world problems!

have you seen the world? o.O 

when someone is acting retarded n is self centered in their little corner watching porn all day (Gay porn dumass who watches twmnv. Or is really out dated
Person 1: Oh shit where'd you get it

Me: ( looks at girlfriend)
Me: have you seen the world? o.O