used when someone is having a bitchfest and ranting on and on about some complaint. tell, them, your what hurts, and it basically means shut up and stop bitching.
so i'm so tired today and i woke up late and i couldn't find my homework then i forgot my cell phone....
...dude, your what hurts??
...dude, your what hurts??
by whatever betsy October 11, 2007
An expression shouted down teamspeak when you're playing an online first person shooter and some random raggety ass nade lands on your head. Especially relevant when the nade comes like 30 seconds after the round has started.
by whatkinda September 30, 2006
Isn't Sally getting jack hammered by whats-his-nuts?
That bull dike kinda looks like whats-his-nuts from The A Team.
That bull dike kinda looks like whats-his-nuts from The A Team.
by smokingreen94z January 02, 2006
1) a masturbating without cause, arousal or motivation.
b masturbating because there's nothing else to do.
2) little to no sensation after and/or during a masturbation session. ultimately leading to depression.
3) normally one asks oneself what the fuck did i do that for afterwards.
b masturbating because there's nothing else to do.
2) little to no sensation after and/or during a masturbation session. ultimately leading to depression.
3) normally one asks oneself what the fuck did i do that for afterwards.
1) abraham woke up one morning knowing there's nothing planned out today so he decided to kill some time by masturbating.
2) damn bro, i just masturbated and had a what the fuck nut.
3) i just what fuck nut.
2) damn bro, i just masturbated and had a what the fuck nut.
3) i just what fuck nut.
by DBAD101 June 30, 2008
1. a phrase said after ANY innocent sounding sentence that makes it seem more sexual then it actually is. Makes it seem like (insert-phrase here) was said prior, during or after sexual relations with a male or female.
2. a game you play where all players watch a Television show and try to find funny moments to say "that's what she said" after a phrase in the show. Innocent shows such as iCarly or Spongebob etc. are great shows to play on.
2. a game you play where all players watch a Television show and try to find funny moments to say "that's what she said" after a phrase in the show. Innocent shows such as iCarly or Spongebob etc. are great shows to play on.
Situation 1.
John get a piece of garlic from the kitchen right out of the oven.
John takes a bite and says "Aw! This is so hot that I have to nibble on it!"
Adrian shouts, "That's what she said!"
Situation 2.
Gaby, Adrian, Gabriel, and Rigo watch iCarly.
In show dialogue, "This sauce is thick and rich! (talking about ribs)"
Adrian says, "That's what she said!"
(Show progresses.)
In show dialogue, "You have a pretty eye! (talking about a girl's eyes)"
Gabriel says, "That's what she said!"
Situation 3.
Innocent Girl comes out of pool.
Innocent girl, "Wow! That made me all wet!"
Perverted male, "That's what she said!"
Innocent girl, "Eeeeewww!"
Situation 4.
Teacher talks to students in class.
Teacher," What did you think of the test?"
The class is quiet but an innocent girl gets enough courage to say "It was long and hard"
Cool kid in the back says," That's what she said"
All kids start to laugh while the prehistoric-aged teacher stands in a state of confusion.
John get a piece of garlic from the kitchen right out of the oven.
John takes a bite and says "Aw! This is so hot that I have to nibble on it!"
Adrian shouts, "That's what she said!"
Situation 2.
Gaby, Adrian, Gabriel, and Rigo watch iCarly.
In show dialogue, "This sauce is thick and rich! (talking about ribs)"
Adrian says, "That's what she said!"
(Show progresses.)
In show dialogue, "You have a pretty eye! (talking about a girl's eyes)"
Gabriel says, "That's what she said!"
Situation 3.
Innocent Girl comes out of pool.
Innocent girl, "Wow! That made me all wet!"
Perverted male, "That's what she said!"
Innocent girl, "Eeeeewww!"
Situation 4.
Teacher talks to students in class.
Teacher," What did you think of the test?"
The class is quiet but an innocent girl gets enough courage to say "It was long and hard"
Cool kid in the back says," That's what she said"
All kids start to laugh while the prehistoric-aged teacher stands in a state of confusion.
by PointedShrimp March 11, 2009
(teacher talking about clay)
teacher- it usually hardens when exposed to air.
student- ha! that's what she said!
teacher- it usually hardens when exposed to air.
student- ha! that's what she said!
by this_amazing_girly September 11, 2008
Used in place of a person's name when you forget their name, but you think the person you're talking to knows who it is.
Billy- "Dad, is Mr. ... what's his face? ... taking you to the airport for your business trip, or do you need a ride?"
Dad- "Oh, Mr. Smith? No, actually I fired him this morning. Can you take me before you go to work?"
Billy- "Sure Dad, since you're the greatest!"
Dad- "Oh, Mr. Smith? No, actually I fired him this morning. Can you take me before you go to work?"
Billy- "Sure Dad, since you're the greatest!"
by DeJo January 22, 2008