Danking Off

When you get so blazed while jerking off you forget that you are jerking off. Then after a while you find that you've spooged all over yourself

I realized i was danking off when felt like i pissed myself, then i had to clean my bong...

by Jah dank dog January 10, 2012

Browning Off

V. To wear ones patience thin, to be vexatious to the spirit

"I say, this chap is rather Browning Off off... Fetch my shooter... "

by fatboyspence January 12, 2012

Fext Off

When someone texts you, essentially telling you to fuck off.

Dude 1: dude, you and Hannah going out tongight?
Dude 2: nah man, I got the FEXT OFF from her last week.

by maurastiggers February 27, 2011

Lure Off

An offensive way of saying "Please get the hell away from me". Best used to fend away naughty trolls when one is overwhelmed.

Guy 1: Lmao noob I own you.
Guy 2: Lure off.

by Fishxichi March 6, 2011

Jerking off

Something that's fun to do in public restrooms & department store dressing rooms.

I love jerking off in the Macy's dressing room while my girlfriend shops.

by LAcumPiggy June 12, 2023

Smacked off

Having one rubbed one out by a third-party.

I got Smacked off last night and it was delectable.

by Smacked off February 9, 2023

Jacking Off

Jacking off is a very popular sport in the men's community. Sometimes girls can participate but they don't have dicks. Sometimes it is compared to fishing

Dude 1: Bro I'm the world champion at jacking off
Dude 2: We need to get you some bitches fast

by SpunchKnob Shitpants April 8, 2023