Lovecraft Syndrome

A term to describe when a creator is significantly worse than their creations, in some way, shape, or form.

"Hey, did you ever get around to reading Harry Potter?"
"No. As it turns out, the whole series has got lovecraft syndrome. The author is a bigot and a transphobe."

by NoCoqLikeHorseCoq November 2, 2020

asher syndrome

The distinct inability to get your shit together.

"shiet son he ain't got no employment, spends his day fapping to comics and watching Marvel trailers."

"damn, kids got Asher Syndrome"

by OLLIE November 17, 2014

Osco Syndrome

Main Entry: osco·syndrome
Function: noun
1 : a condition characterized by brief attacks of feeling the sudden urge to poo, often occurring with visits to exciting places such as Osco Drug, or a highly anticipated concert.

Oh my God! I'm so excited, I want to buy everything in sight! That entire wall of cosmetics is totally giving me Osco Syndrome. Do they have a can here?

by SMung December 25, 2007

Dori Syndrome

Sort-term memory loss, being like Dori from Finding Nemo

Jane, "I can't remember what I was going to say"

Joe, "Suffering from Dori Syndrome?"

by ThatPandaHolly March 11, 2011

Ditchfield Syndrome

A psychological condition caused by suppression of their true sexuality. Typical symptoms of the condition include childlike name calling, frequent episodes of Tourettes style speech/text/emails, a complete failure to see the brighter side of life and repeating the mantra "we are all fucked".

Person 1: "It looks like there are hard times ahead"

Person with Ditchfield Syndrome: You fucking gay cunt, why haven't you responded to my text?

Person 2: You only sent it 30 seconds ago and I am phoning you back straightaway.

Person with Ditchfield Syndrome: You twat. Do you realise we are all fucked and even though I am good at my job, a lovely wife and healthy kids life is fucking shit.

by Jackson Report March 15, 2010

Jordan Syndrome

The inability to stay retired

I wish someone would infect Jenna Haze with Jordan Syndrome so she would come out of retirement.

by Jiggo Swizzle January 4, 2012

chaboya syndrome

People that go to Chaboya that have a NON - HAPPY life..or is hating..

Symptoms::
- Stress
- Depression
- Not being HAPPY
- Hating life
- ETC...

" OMFG !! That girl has white hair she must have CHABOYA SYBDROME !! "

Ppl that have it already : Bette , Ping , others... JPP ! i think..or do you ?... i LOVE ..ahhh forget it.. cuz bette is mean !! >=O

by Tiff - UN - E doo doo brains May 19, 2004