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Bussy Sandwich

When you add mayo (mayonnaise) on the asshole and eat it.
Yan: “Have you ever had a bussy sandwich?”

Connor: “No, have you?”

Yan: “Yes, I’ve done it twice today!”
by anonymous October 7, 2022
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Starbucks Sandwich

The only food more bland than unseasoned white rice
Bro, have you tried the new Starbucks sandwich? It’s so much better than Tim Hortons because it costs double the price and tastes like nothing!
by bigdickhoncho September 6, 2023
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tweety cum sandwich

When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard she starts seeing little tweety birds circling her head. When she does, you cum inside her, with her ass cheeks acting as the bread.
Yeah man I gave Brittany a tweety cum sandwich last night!
by CookieSlayer July 31, 2022
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Peanut and jam sandwich

When your girl is on her period and you shit on the floor and you have sex in the shit and blood
Nan wana make a peanut and jam sandwich with me
by HentaiHeaven October 16, 2019
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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a yummy and delicouse sandwich

a man gently rubbing piece of bread around his dick and adding ingrdients to attract women
bob:dam that girl makes a yummy and delicouse sandwich
by penis driver July 9, 2012
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eating a sandwich

"Hey, what are you eating for lunch?"
"Today for lunch, I'm eating a sandwich."
by noahnknows March 14, 2024
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