taco lent

When you, as a heterosexual male, voluntarily abstain from sex.

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"Dude, I'm on my sixth day of taco lent. I'm jerking off like crazy."

by Fresh Sminty March 21, 2014

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jack lenister

smiley gay prick with a tinny pennis

jack lenister is gay

by EthanProT January 9, 2015

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stanley lennon

The best boyfriend a guy could ask for! Greatest Smile ever!

Stanley Lennon is sooo dreamy!

by jollygreengiant1481 January 12, 2016

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drunk lenz

You get so black out drunk, one wanders away and still gets home at the end of the night

I got so drunk Lenz last night I don't know how I got home

by Get_sum1992 August 24, 2016

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by yahiamice December 20, 2016

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pazer lenis

A man with a very small penis who does everything he can to hide it.

Pazer Lenis is a "play on words" derived from the phrase Lazer Penis. It is a type of wordplay that is defined as Spoonerism. A man who has a penis "as small as a beam of light" is a Pazer Lenis when he hides it by driving the biggest fucking truck you've ever seen in your life.

Dude, our 45th president is such a Pazer Lenis! Did you see how small his hands are?!?

by pazerlenis December 21, 2016

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