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Definitions by pazerlenis

finger circle 

Placing your pointer finger and thumb together in the "okay" position, then placing it below your belt is the internationally recognized gesture for "I'm hungry. Do you have a bowl of Cheerios I can eat?"

Two hands below the belt indicate a desire for Froot Loops instead.
Me: *Lost in foreign country and starving*
Me: *does finger circle gesture*
Foreigner: *Hands me a bowl of Multigrain Cheerios*
Me: Thank you
Foreigner: You're welcome.
finger circle by pazerlenis January 26, 2020

pazer lenis 

A man with a very small penis who does everything he can to hide it.

Pazer Lenis is a "play on words" derived from the phrase Lazer Penis. It is a type of wordplay that is defined as Spoonerism. A man who has a penis "as small as a beam of light" is a Pazer Lenis when he hides it by driving the biggest fucking truck you've ever seen in your life.
Dude, our 45th president is such a Pazer Lenis! Did you see how small his hands are?!?
pazer lenis by pazerlenis December 21, 2016