2 definitions by pazerlenis
A man with a very small penis who does everything he can to hide it.
Pazer Lenis is a "play on words" derived from the phrase Lazer Penis. It is a type of wordplay that is defined as Spoonerism. A man who has a penis "as small as a beam of light" is a Pazer Lenis when he hides it by driving the biggest fucking truck you've ever seen in your life.
Pazer Lenis is a "play on words" derived from the phrase Lazer Penis. It is a type of wordplay that is defined as Spoonerism. A man who has a penis "as small as a beam of light" is a Pazer Lenis when he hides it by driving the biggest fucking truck you've ever seen in your life.
by pazerlenis December 22, 2016
Placing your pointer finger and thumb together in the "okay" position, then placing it below your belt is the internationally recognized gesture for "I'm hungry. Do you have a bowl of Cheerios I can eat?"
Two hands below the belt indicate a desire for Froot Loops instead.
Two hands below the belt indicate a desire for Froot Loops instead.
Me: *Lost in foreign country and starving*
Me: *does finger circle gesture*
Foreigner: *Hands me a bowl of Multigrain Cheerios*
Me: Thank you
Foreigner: You're welcome.
Me: *does finger circle gesture*
Foreigner: *Hands me a bowl of Multigrain Cheerios*
Me: Thank you
Foreigner: You're welcome.
by pazerlenis January 26, 2020