He's got no balls, unlike his last name says. Possibly one of the worst combinations ever, and seriously, no.
by Mikailoasda September 24, 2011
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'shut yo jibba jabber and stop doing a john!'
*crys then begins to masterbate*
'shut yo jibba jabber and stop doing a john!'
*crys then begins to masterbate*
by lewis B October 23, 2007
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"I was just joking with Sam on Facebook when I said 'her butt was big' she was upset and pulled a Thanks John in reply
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It is well known that John Mayer would lose in a fight against Billie Joe Armstrong as Billie Joe Armstrong does not suck balls like John Mayer.
Also used to describe animal leavings.
It is well known that John Mayer would lose in a fight against Billie Joe Armstrong as Billie Joe Armstrong does not suck balls like John Mayer.
Also used to describe animal leavings.
by Green Day July 28, 2013
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"Dude, did you enjoy his concert? It rocked hard!"
"Yeah! He makes Avril Lavigne look like a real dumb-a**!"
"Yeah! He makes Avril Lavigne look like a real dumb-a**!"
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