Cabbage jesus 

A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!

Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..

Bro 2: hell yeah!

Cabbage jesus by Cabbage jesus May 12, 2019

Bee jesus 

The bee type of the Jesus that was seen in bee movie. He was called out in the interview with Barry Bee Benson and Bee Larry King talking about how bees made a difference. Bee Larry King followed up this statement with talking about "Stick ball or Candy Stores". Barry replays with "how old are you"

man i can not beleive the bee movie added "BEE JESUS" in the Bee Larry King interview.

Bee jesus by Sirjoey28 June 3, 2020

pulled a jesus

Surprising someone because they thought you were dead, or, more commonly, being gone for a long time and suddenly show up unannounced.

Guy 1: "Hey, you're back!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I pulled a Jesus."

pulled a jesus by Wartooth June 24, 2008

kung-fu for jesus 

Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.

onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.

kung-fu for jesus by mofojimbo August 2, 2009

pull a jesus 

1. When someone accomplishes something in a way that seems miraculous.
2. When someone tries to resolve a disagreement using jesus or the bible to back him/her up.

1. They thought he died in that weird cloning experiment but he pulled a jesus.
2. He was really pissed, but then she tried to pull a jesus on him and made it even worse.

pull a jesus by SabMaster February 4, 2010

Lying for Jesus 

See also: Conservapedia

Lying is a sin, but Lying for Jesus is good, because it brings poor, hellbound souls to him. Godspeed!

Lying for Jesus by R0-84N November 12, 2018

Jeg så Jesus dø 

Danish for "I Saw Jesus Die", a 1970s Danish pornographic film based on the life of Jesus Christ (the central figure of Christianity).

Not much is really known about the film, but it is notable for being one of the earliest known Christian pornos.

If any Christian today saw Jeg så Jesus dø they would immediately pour holy water on the video cassette of the film in a heartbeat.

Jeg så Jesus dø by CelticEagle February 16, 2019