"Club penguin" is a famous game for kids. The star of this game is le best fat cunt cowbelly! He is a fat cunt that will call you a fat cunt, ok ya fat cunt?

Hey ya fat cunt! Let's play on Club Penguin! If you don't want to play you're a pussy!

Club Penguin by OneHellOfAMeme April 18, 2017

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Club Sandwich

When two fat people begin to 69 in your local gay bar

Did you hear about that Club Sandwich last Saturday?

Club Sandwich by 01011010 01101111 01101111 010 May 2, 2017

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Club Kneck Neck

The illness you get after a heavy session of kissing strangers in nightclubs. It may present swollen glands or sore throat.

Patient: 'Doctor my throat is sore and my neck is swollen, I think I have tonsillitis.'

Doctor: 'No you have a case of Club Kneck Neck. Have you considered attending the sexual health clinic for a check up?'

Club Kneck Neck by Dr Drake May 12, 2017

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CLUBKELLY

a clubkelly is when you quit your job, play no gigs, complain all the time on twitter about how you need 5K so badly and also you decide to move in the most expensive city in Europe. There's also the possibility that you don't release EP's.

-hey how you been doin lately ?
-Im doin a clubkelly .
-Shit. Sorry.

CLUBKELLY by umid massoud July 5, 2017

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