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ho-blow

1.) n. crack or cocaine offered by a hooker

2.) v. blowing your nose, hobo-style. (place one finger against the side of one of your nostrils & give it all you got to the pavement or other surface immediately available -- so long as you keep a nice clean sleeve.)
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dude 1: Damn, that ho-blow be GOOD SHIZNIT!!

dude 2: What are you, on CRACK?!!

2.) dude 3: Hang up a sec... I gotta ho-blow my nose...
by planarian_x33r0 January 5, 2010
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blowing cheddar

if you are going to start blowing cheddar be prepared to sing like a bird
by Sexydimma January 23, 2015
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what we should start calling boobies
"bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"
by mommymilkerman December 10, 2022
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Blowing SuperChunks

Vomiting up something that looks like dog food.

Kind of like being sick normally, but when examined it's full of meaty chunks. And probably marrowbone jelly.

Named after the eponymous dogfood brand.
Jeez, Dude, I don't know what I ate last night but I was blowing SuperChunks until the early hours!
by King Drax November 26, 2010
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ho blow

I just got ho blown. Good thing it's legal here.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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Queen of Blow Jobs

The chosen one. A girl who could end world hunger with the grace of her mouth. This mouth will bring you the clarity of self actualization and best life living. World peace resides within the confines of her oral cavity. The chosen one will suck you into an alternate existence and blissful slurp you down a spiritual awakening
That girl Aly is the Queen of Blow Jobs, I got life altering fellacio.
by Therestareruinedforme April 6, 2023
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Blow Job Season

Blow Job Season is when the leaves begin to change, pumpkin spice everything hits the stores, women break out their fall sweaters, nights get cool, and blow jobs happen at the fresh scent of a fall candle.
Hey boys - My wife started decorating for fall. It's BLOW JOB SEASON!!!
by Holidays4men August 20, 2024
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