post mates guy

A post mates guy is a dude who still goes after a girl that just broke up with him.

Person 1: damn is that sus kid still going after her even after they broke up?
Person 2: yea he’s a post mates guy.

by Fancy Son February 8, 2019

Hawaiian Punch Guy

Your favorite technician

Koolaid Man is also Hawaiian Punch Guy
why

by ok hello i see December 15, 2022

Aquatic Facility’s Guy

Aquatic facility’s guy is a nerdy but good looking(I guess?!?) guy that is somehow smart but also a douche. Lowkey confusing how he survives on this planet. Distinguishable by his intensely floppy hair and an overall hilarious addition to the universe. He is also found almost everywhere!

example: Wow, look it’s aquatic facility’s guy, again!!

by justyourneighborhoodfriend December 24, 2022

Guy after 11pm

When the nut hormones kick in and the urge to breed marks that of a gorilla gone rouge.

"Bro I am piped up right now"
"tf? your acting like a guy after 11pm"

by Bacon Danger July 2, 2023

Ylil Guy

Someone who is really hilarious & out of this world who likes to rape camels of their pride, pour powder on cows, && watch Ace Ventura and go to Wal-mart with superman capes and tu-tu's on.

&& hates Milky :)))

May angels be with you :) love jesus!

Ali, Nicole, Sierra, && Trenton are such ylil guys!

by Margory Stewart Baxter June 10, 2008

internet tough guy

simular to the flamer and angry young man. the internet tough guy is a commonly a individual on the internet who tends to post agressive and threatening posts a marked tendancy towards right wing opnions on pretty much everything. anyone who disagrees with his or on occasion her will usually face a incorherant terade of homosexual referances and direct threats of physical voilence. (despite the sheer implausability of them tracking someone down) irrational hatred of anyone differant or vaguegly left/humane/intelligent or willing to critisise them. Also staunch supposters of anything voilent or aggressive and anyone who isnt is a 'PUSSY LIBERAL FAG'.

in truth internet tough guys are rather sad individuals with little or no dignity or charm

by zombiejack June 19, 2004

8 to 9 guys

People who without explanation go poop in the office between the hours of 8am and 9am when they clearly could have gone before they came to work. This is troublesome as it creates a traffic jam in the stalls every morning.

"Bob just got married and now he's one of the 8 to 9 guys. He must be afraid to poop in front of his new wife."

by iam1sig February 25, 2010