season my beans

While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.

While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?

by toiletjocky February 28, 2015

Cool Beans Dude

the definition of something AWESOME.

For example. You can say. "Wow cool beans dude!"

by Juhniyah February 8, 2022

Shitty Titty Bean

(noun) shít-təe tít-eə bəən
A way to describe a scenario where someone is acting like a bean with a shitty titty

Hannah was a shitty titty bean

by Randytheplumber69 May 1, 2023

Slutty can of beans

this is usually not used as an insult. This sentence is used among hillbillies and rednecks to call each other sexy and//or arousing .

Brother: hey pork chop ;) , oh baby you really are a slutty can of beans.
Sister: thanks pumpkin pie, I could grind up on that red neck of yours all day.

by Priest Mike February 14, 2020

kentucky fried beans

beans that was made by Kfc that was a meme in the late 200s and still is today, it is known as Kfb. It is actually just beans in a tube of fried chicken. the beans originated in the 70's and still might be open for buisness in some locations.

" yo she made some KeNtUcKy FrIeD bEaNs, what the f-"

by MayorClown June 8, 2022

Funky Winker Bean

It's a man's stinky little penis. A man tool of non biblical proportions.

Jimmy was sexting pics of his "Funky Winker Bean" to any girl who asked.

by MrMJaye2U February 24, 2019

sweet people bean

A nice/good person, or a fan of StarStreamSkittles on Twitch

Oh my goodness! There are so many sweet people beans here!

by StarStreamSkittles March 13, 2021