Pimp Mustard

A ignorant person that resembles a shrew who has an unhealthy obsession with Easy Mac. Furthermore, they stalk lonely accountants in their vast amount of spare time.

Geez that Julia Hume... her adorable nose reminds me of some slutty pimp mustard i saw on the weekend.

slut easy mac accountant ryan bruce

by mavt10 June 9, 2011

Pinocchio Mustache

The long, unkempt pubic hair above a male's genitalia, resembling Pinocchio's nose whenever an erection occurs.

"Collin, your Pinocchio Mustache is brushing my face" said Sheila

by Golfboys15 March 6, 2013

horseradish mustard

Becoming best friends with a hobo while intoxicated, only to later feel the stinging pangs of regret (and unexplained rashes).

Woah, I had a little horseradish mustard last night. I need a bath. In bleach.

by Rockchurch July 30, 2012

ivory mustache

When semen is liberally applied to the upper lip of a recipient or recipients.

He totally gave those twins matching ivory mustaches.

by Jackin McCrackin 2.0 August 19, 2012

monkey mustache

When someone shaves your face to look like a monkey tail. It requires facial hair like a chinstrap and a mustache that is able to connect to the bottom of the face.

Created by Ma Dukes.

There are no examples.

Just google monkey mustache for images.

by Sir Prize69 January 16, 2014

pearl mustache

The act of spreading ejaculate on someone's upper lip.

That girl was trash, she just wanted some dick, so I gave her a pearl mustache

by bee rye February 14, 2014

thigh mustache

That hairy part of your leg you missed whilst shaving them because you couldn't see it

Dang check out that chicks thigh mustache!

by Jbless April 24, 2014